Now My Wings Fit

Archive for the tag “haiku”

A Mouse, a Phone, and a Flash Drive

Had laptop four years.
Just found third USB port.
I am a big dumb.

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The Colour of Her Hair

Summer left, without
my permission. And I did
not even notice.

Bluewashing

Where’s my Blu-Tac? I
mean, it’s really White-Tac, but
you know what I mean.

That Awkward Moment When You’re Trying to Read Someone Else’s Book on the Tube

This is hard, I’m not

wearing my glasses. *squints*. Oh.

It’s not in English.

An Observation from a Car Park Wall

The sky is grey and
The rain is drizzling warm:
Goldilocks weather.

Where’s the End?

I shouldn’t have this
kind of trouble with loo roll.
It’s not Sellotape.

Pesky Bodily Functions

Am I gonna sneeze?
I think that I’m gonna sneeze.
Nope, it was a yawn.

Now the World is Ending

They stayed till the time

came for the sun to rise. But,

of course, it did not.

Thermodynamics

The outside is cold.
The inside needn’t be. Close
the fucking window.

Stairs Are Not My Friend Today

Went dancing last night.
I can feel my legs, but, fuck,
I wish I couldn’t.

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