What do you do when your ankle cracks?
Call it an arsehole.
The task: To write the longest sentence you can in 1 minute.
I don’t quite understand how an old, curmudgeonly fart such as that little, weedy firefighter in his little, pathetic helmet and his ugly grey overcoat could possibly think that he would have a single chance in hell with my wonderful daughter.
The task: Describe the following abstract nouns visually
A plush red sofa, a glass of champagne, a bar of chocolate, a fluffy white cat, and all in a penthouse apartment looking out across the Nevada desert.
A dog waiting by its owner’s grave.
A hand reaches for an object. They pause. The fingers twitch. The hand pulls away.