Now My Wings Fit

Archive for the tag “flash fiction”

The World’s Greatest Knock-Knock Joke

What do you do when your ankle cracks?

Call it an arsehole.

10 word story

I’ve got a zit on my tit: a tit zit.

The Kettle is Unplugged

Whosoever deprives me of the method of making tea shall suffer my eternal wrath.

Six Word Story #38

“Physics doesn’t care about your problems!”

Six Word Story #37

“I’ve been a fool. Forgive me.”

Six Word Story #36

“Because I’m in love with you.”

The Introvert’s Hide-and-Seek

Fuck off, fuck off, whoever you are!

Six Word Story #35

The downs are infrequent but intense.

CWS Exercise: Maximalism

The task: To write the longest sentence you can in 1 minute.

I don’t quite understand how an old, curmudgeonly fart such as that little, weedy firefighter in his little, pathetic helmet and his ugly grey overcoat could possibly think that he would have a single chance in hell with my wonderful daughter.

CWS Exercise: Visual Abstraction

The task: Describe the following abstract nouns visually

A plush red sofa, a glass of champagne, a bar of chocolate, a fluffy white cat, and all in a penthouse apartment looking out across the Nevada desert.

A dog waiting by its owner’s grave.

A hand reaches for an object. They pause. The fingers twitch. The hand pulls away.

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