Now My Wings Fit

Archive for the category “Writing: Original Fiction”

That Awkward Moment When You’re Trying to Read Someone Else’s Book on the Tube

This is hard, I’m not

wearing my glasses. *squints*. Oh.

It’s not in English.

The Past is Prologue

Dogs’ snouts are
great. They’re like
a nose be-
for their nose.

A pre-nose.

The World’s Greatest Knock-Knock Joke

What do you do when your ankle cracks?

Call it an arsehole.

10 word story

I’ve got a zit on my tit: a tit zit.

An Observation from a Car Park Wall

The sky is grey and
The rain is drizzling warm:
Goldilocks weather.

Anything Can Be A Bookmark

Having surveyed the
available resources,
I elect to use
a playing card. The seven
of spades, to be specific.

Where’s the End?

I shouldn’t have this
kind of trouble with loo roll.
It’s not Sellotape.

The Longest Day

My everything aches:
Legs, feet, back, neck, head, even
my fingernails.
My fingernails hurt. How
does that even fucking work?

Pesky Bodily Functions

Am I gonna sneeze?
I think that I’m gonna sneeze.
Nope, it was a yawn.

Thermodynamics

The outside is cold.
The inside needn’t be. Close
the fucking window.

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